Dipsy
As you know the homework and tests are piling up on our desks and we can help but do the drudgery (a word learnt from 1100 words). And at the same time we also have extra stuff to handle like CCAs and OM or Stp. As such i suggest that we should launch a campaign, Operation: Life freedom (Based on operation Iraqi freedom), to be able to regain the afterschool life that we once had before we entered 3A1 and maybe 4A1 sooner or later. So members of 3A1 let us unite and join this cause to regain our lives.
For 3A1...
-Note: This campaign may not work, and the new word learnt may not be used in the correct way.
WR
Biology.
We learnt how to answer such questions...
What was the questions I just asked?
What was the question before my last asked question?
And of course.. We know that worksheets which ends like this..
Belongs to TW..*Smiley face* END OF WORKSHEET *Smiley Face*
Remember to bring your SS files or the WS will be nagging like at autistic..
*Stones like WS*
therandomed
just a little something i found..Jaques:
As You Like It Act 2, scene 7, 139–143
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.
therandomed
ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣
as some of you can see/have been told, i'm totally worned out, exhausted in both mental and physical states...as lethargic as i am, i still have to post -.-'
so ya e s2pid (it means stupid la, stupid!) day *tered (*=asterix=star, so it means started, la s2pid...and if you missed it the first time round, s2pid means stupid, stupid!) weef vice preenseepal geefing devotion, then blah blah blah -.-
otay fers peeriad (first period) was aye-mehth (a-math) en teecher talked erbout(about) alpha en beta again, en as usual eye (i) was blur...
afta dat we got oral comm, where my side had to reesees (resist) da(the)....da....omg, no werd(word) to deeskrybe (describe) da..da...ya, you noe who...
10 (then) we had aye free peeriad cos heestoli (history) teecher no here in skool, so we *tered korpeeing (copying la s2pid, not kor peeing, which means elder brother pissing) eech udder's(other's) feexics (physics) work.
feexics spar was awwrite (alright) i gas( guess)... 10 reesehs (recess)...no kill (queue) sia, sooper hehpee( super happy)...cos no sec2 & 4.
ooh, 10 our camp (chem...chemistry -.-) tehs (test) i dont tink i did dat well as expeckturd (expected), dont tink will fale (pale, whale, sale...fail lah!).
afta dat we had bohreeng (boring) yinglis en mama tung (mother tongue LOL) where we waystered (wasted more tyme (you know rhyme? yeah this is tyme...time lah s2pid!)
fye-ner-lee (finally) skool enderd (ended) with eeEeeEEeee-mehth. we serpoz (suppose) ta hand in fore (four) worksheets en i have darn (done) oni (only, not 'ghost' in jap, hahah)...
so much homewerk so leeter time! ...and i stew (still) hafta post -.- hahah anyways, (enough with my retarded language) i hope those who read this had a laugh after being so stressed up from school :D...take care guys! (:
.:ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣:.
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WhiteRanger
"Although he is corrupt, Indonesia's development still lies greatly on him." Yesyes, that's what somebody big said.. I forgot the name lah. Maybe he was planning on something. I shall not comment. There isn't any reason why he wants to play dead. So, it probably is real, unlike Saddam. Yes, he died at 13:10 (+08:00 GMT). It will defenitely hit monday's papers on the headlines, to ease everyone's monday blues. Hee hee. Ok, I shall not be that bad.
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- Then, click LOG IN.
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- Then, VOTE!
You can only vote once a day, with one account. So you can create multiple accounts and vote lah. Remember, you must enter a valid email address and ACTIVATE your account if not the votes don't count. The email will most probably be in your junk folder. Oh yes. Singapore does have a chance in winning.
I am looking forward to buy a new monopoly board.
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"enoa3" is literally the opposite of "3aone", if you have the mentality of either Bryan or Keith.
Please contact the blog via this email address.
If you have not received an email from this account, please send an email ASAP to be added into the 3AONE DATABASE.
Thank You.
Administrator of 3AONE.
RawrrPawz.
And umm good luck to all you nerdy fags out there who study and write notes all day.
Oh yeah? and SCREW YOU CLARENCE. YOU NO LIFE PIECE OF ****.
RawrrPawz.
White Ranger
Teachers, the same as us, gets VERY enthusiastic about the Internet. They are very free to go post on nTrix. And yes, nTrix is quite laggy. So when teachers get fedup, they just click the 'Send' button 4 times. And guess what. I received 4 emails regarding the SAME history test. And it will flood also you parents' inbox. This is SPAM. Just look at the long list of 'Upcoming Events' on nTrix when it can be summarized into a single box.
Sigh.
We would also like to thank the very very enthusiastic teachers; especially both maths teachers for uploading all our scores onto nTrix and made them GRADED which the majority of the class did not expect it. The average marks are quite high though. Except for people like me.
Sigh.
Everyone is so pessimistic about this blog. Comments in the TagBoard such as 'change to url' or 'delete this blog' makes this class sound so Singaporean-like, with a peticular element - kiasu.
Sigh again.
As what extra (you-know-who) said, which is indeed the intention of this blog. Is to make known to the teachers about our views and opinion of studying. So they can adapt to our class, and make lessons much more worthwhile.
We did include our Disclaimers..
I shall let the posting of today's eventful day to someone.
Kiwi
*********I have come to share with the peoples of Earth and Pulau Ubin that there is a way of being uber-intelligent without ending the world.
And it is called 'Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts', which would boost your IQ by approximately 4 gigacoconuts (400 gabizillion coconuts).
I shall divulge the recipe amongst the 3Aoners. It is secret and keep it amongst yourselves.
There are 3 ways of making it.
The ingredients are:
1)Fresh coconut
2)1 tbspn peanuts; crushed, ground.
The first way:
1) Wander meaninglessly along the beach.
2)Find a coconut.
3)Act surprised.
4) Open it up.
5)Sprinkle peanuts over it.
Tadaa! Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts.
The second way:
1)Wander meaninglessly along the beach.
2)Find a coconut.
3)Surprise it by saying "Boo!"
4)Open it up.
5)Sprinkle peanuts over it.
Tadaa! Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts.
The third way:
1)Wander meaninglessly along the beach.
2)Find a coconut.
3)Pretend its not a coconut, thinking its a magical object that contains a mysterious treasure.
4)Open it up, and.....Tadaa! Its a coconut! (But of course you knew)
5)Sprinkle peanuts over it.
Tadaa! Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts.
There it is, enjoy.
P.S. I had never done it before. Its pure fictional bullshit.
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**For those who have never read such retarded posts before, please scroll down the to find another retarded post somewhere that has a very important disclaimer for you to read.
There is no particular reason why i'm rambling so much today, but its probably because of the killer workload (hint, hint.) Everyday is spent finishing up homework, and the last 25 minutes of pure, untainted bliss is spent on this blog. (What a great way to spend it.)
And so I end off, wanting to sleep.
But Remember kids, eat your veggies so you won't go coconuts like me. (Im serious.)
**For those of you who spend alot of time of this blog: SPEND IT FINISHING UP YOUR HW.
and I have a feeling this blog won't last for long...don't know why....something OMINOUS is happening..(Why do i keep referring to lessons?)
WR
In less than 3 weeks, this blog has more than 1000 views. On average, around 40 views a day.
We still have to thank all the teachers for their constant support.
There are around 10 teachers who already viewed the blog.
And around 50% of the teachers of Barker Road is aware about the presence of this blog. It is very scary how the Powers Of Darknesses spread.
The 'Petition' is said to be lost. Traitor working for POW. Zzz.
IMPORTANT
As the number of people posting on the tagboard increases, and impersonation has already become a craze here. We are following the footsteps of Mr. Peter Tank, to go HARDCORE on the boys, assumingly.
In other words, YOU ARE FIRED! I meant, BANNED.
Yes, we WILL BAN YOU, aka suspension, from the tagboard. Hee Hee Hee..
Please inform JH if you want to be unbanned. We will carry out procedures. Remember exactly what you write on the tagboard and the name(s) used. It will be very critical.
THE DAY, will carry on.
PS: An Indian guy in barker who takes CHINESE as his mother tongue got 8 A1s.
BARKER LEGEND O LEVEL!
The Class
Reports have shown that POD is working hard to eliminate them. So that the 'boys in Sec 1 who got 250 and above for PSLE' will be the best ever in history. This is wishful thinking. Bryan and Keith will not fall for the evil lusty traps of the POWERS OF DARKNESS. They will survive.
MAY
KEITH & BRYAN
RECOVER SOON.
-3A1/2008
dipsy
So today was like...
Wesley syn again asking for the payments then wat SSH. DW was like talking about history and how to do the interpretation of the questions, then ting was like saying that vitorilo guy of the worksheet looked like Italian, and who guessed he was right.
Then my favourite period Geog, JC went again talking about volcanoes and earthquakes. Then i started asking him dumb questions, like "Sir how many hot springs u visit?" Then he went on telling us how the Japan trip was fun, wat make fren with the host's daughter and pple commiting suicide from Mount Fuji. Then wat give a box of i cannot remember wat then he get some high index glasses and then losing it in Chiang Mai in 01'. He say he jump of the raft because he scared that he get hit by the branch then... So he jumped then talked about the guy telling him that the river was chest deep. But it turned out to be no river bed at all. So then he talked about swimming. And while swimming he hit the bottom of the raft while trying to get up. Then at the same time he lost his glasses and wallet and luggage key LOL. Then Mr Ng laugh at him, now he wan revenge laugh at him for some riots in Jakarta. Then say geog teachers travel a lot then should get more money. Then some teachers in phillipines say must give money to them when thy kena disaster then ask one of us go be rep and go to the embassay. Then he talk about faults, make some wierd noise then the whole class laughed, then he sy our minds are corrupted. Then he went on to talk about population. Rural got more cos they bang bang easier, then Urban area got less ppl cos not easy to bang bang. Then dunno lah we went back to lesson. This best lesson of the day.
After that was errrr, yah Bio, the whole class stoned outside the Science LC until about 10:50 then TW came here after Ting and rishi went to look for him. So he came in learn new chapter so means 1 new mindmap.... Then we learn wat random and constant motion causes diffusion and osmosis.
After recess A-maths nothing much except going through the old ws. And for Chinese was damn slack mdm sin, ask us do zuo ye. We do wasted about half an hour then another half we like wasted time... I dunno about Mr pcc's class lah, pls fill this in for me. So today wah damn slack but got a lot of hw...
TODAY'S WONDERFUL HOMEWORK
SSH- Nothing
Geog- Nothing
Lit- ?? pls fill in
Bio- Chapter 2 mind map
A-math - nothing
Chinese- Nothing for mdm sin's side.
WhiteRanger
A. Math, A. Maths, A. Mathematics.
Additional Math, Additional Maths, Additional Mathematics.
E. Math, E. Maths, E. Mathematics.
Elementary Math, Elementary Maths, Elementary Mathematics.
Sec 2.. Sec 3.
A&E (Accidents & Emergency) Mathematics Petition.
It is slightly an accident that we were posted to 3A1, thus causing us to have greater difficulty coping with 9 subjects. Now, it's an EMERGENCY for this 'Petition', if not, we will DIE.
We know homework is essential, and too much of it is not good. Since we are in 3A1, Nuturing the Best (NTB) Class. We have the Leonis Project and many other CCAs. We will be stretched to bring out the best in us, but too much stretching will snap the rubber band. This is not a petition. It is alike to a petition in a way. We would like the teachers to understand that we are currently finding it quite hard to cope, and are preparing ourselves for the harder times. So please, try to decrease the amount of homework given. "Teach less, learn more." We can do lesser homework, and teachers can explain more, giving more examples on the board, not on our homework foolscap. We are ahead of many classes in both maths already. We would appreciate if our acceleration remains constant or decelerating, but just do not increase the mass (of homework). Thank you very much.
Sign on the "Petition" Paper from Tiang Lip.
Thank you, very much.

(saw this on my old old old friendster account)
ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣
so we had like 7 subjects today, i'm just gonna breifly go through the most exciting one(s)...
Of course, the most exciting class is our all-time favourite : Geography! :D
You'd better love it man!! J.C continued on volcanoes and side-tracked, as usual...
he went from volcanoes -> volcanic soil -> infertile soil in malaysia -> fertile soil in australia -> fertile soil = good nutrients = alot of crops and can rear animals -> AirPork from australia -> why its good to have NEWater -> if malaysia stop giving us water, still got newater -> "that's why i like NEWater" quoted by JC, "you should drink it too... see i help to advertise" .
see what i mean? geog is so interesting sia.. OMG I CANT STAND MY OWN SACARSM!!! I WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD, RAINING TAUNTS ON JC AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
okay watever.. i'm sure some of you already know who i am, and if you don't, this should help : "I AM LOVING SCHOOL SO MUCH!!! School is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Go to school = more homework = more stress. stress is a great way of improving your time management skills and enables you to be more responsible, etc! so in that sense, you build up your character.. which means - School = homework = stress = character building = good thing. so stress = good, thus, school = good! WHO AGREES WITH ME?! :D"
you can imagine the amount of stress i'm trying to cope with...with and average of 6 homework per weekend and i simply have no time except on sunday afternoons, i have to do on weekdays. however, on weekdays there's an average of 3 homework a day.. i could just scream my lungs out and just drop dead. wish me luck with that! LOL!
so yah, whatever, see you in school, or not. lalalalala...
.:ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣:.
WhiteRanger
Welcome to 3AONE - Class Propaganda Version 1.1
The differences between Versions 1.0 and 1.1
1. We have seriously considered putting what is deemed fit into the posts.
2. The tagboard is much more liberal, but highly moderated.
3. Homework will be on the sidebar, above the Tagboard.
4. We have more posters, altogether 10.
5. And half of them are in the DC (Decision Committee).
6. Thus, more gossips and updates will be here, news too.
7. We have much more readers, as you can see from the number of people in the tagboard.
Those are the 7 new things from Version 1.1 and Version 1.0.
Also not forgetting the existence of POW. Actually, they are KAPOW!
Killers Association's Power Of Darkness.
Fear.. not. DC will PWN them. Ok w/e.
Happy doing your homework, oh yes, email the school counsellor if you are too stressed because you are in A1 and you may be exempted from Nuturing The Best Program, 2.8471 Peanut Chances though, or 0.005682 Coconut Percentage.
Ciao.
WR
copyrawrightt by RawrrPawz.
HOMEWORK
A MATH - Textbook Exercise 1f, Questions 4, 8, 9
E MATH - Worksheet for Graphs 1b, 1h, 2c, 2f, 3a, 3d, 4b, 4d
I don't know if there is maths tomorrow, but what I heard from the madams that we must 'HAND IT UP TO THE MATHS REP' and many people asked if they can 'HAND UP LATER' because of CCA, they went.. 'SURE.. SURE.. OK..' do not abuse or it will be deprived. a notice on behalf of POD (POWER OF DARKNESSES). DC (Decision Committee) still owns them.
ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣
bahhh... i know alot of homework today right, even from the weekend... thats why you see me so sian in school today (if you already knew who i am)
so yeah i dont wanna tell any stories today, and i cant even type properly, so i just go straight into *cough* homework lah.
eh shit i cannot remember... therandom or slfj or fireavenger please update the *cough* homework and *cough* tests... sorry and thanks.
im feeling sick so if you see one absentee for tomorrow, you would know who ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣ is...
take care guys, dont fall sick too.. God bless you all! (:
.:ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣:.
Kiwi.
But im sure you knew that. We are all smart people, because we are in 3A1. (Contrary to general assumptions, we are in 3A1 because they think we are all only capable of scoring 3 a1's in our exams. But shocked by our unexpected smartness, they have tried to counter this situation by dumping lots of homework on us in an attempt to nullify our brilliance.)
Ok, that was bullshit.
The writer of this blog is not a moderator, neither a person having any affliations with this blog apart from writing very informative bullshit (otherwise known as crap) to amuse, entertain and possibly enlighten any of you lost souls out there in the deep cyberspace. I am merely but an individual in the society who contributes to this blog in positive, meaningful and wholesome ways.
************(asterix asterix asterix) One possible way of entertaining you is to expound nuggets of wisdom that would in no way make your life any better. E.g. Hamsters are highly carnivorous and tend to bite off bits from their fellow hamsters. And they enjoy visiting carnivals once every fortnight.
Next, another piece of information is that there is another kind of POD. Not powers of darkness, but 'Peanuts Of Doom.' Yes, peanuts, the innocent things that are rich in protein and various other nutrients.
But these peanuts arent innocent, they contain approximately 32g of essence of powdered coconut, upon which consumed will cause you to be very very smart and realize that 3 divided by 0 gives 2.678 + 40,0000.053 coconuts, not the answer '0'. Upon this, the universe would implode into a gabazimillion (1.455666666777 x^10000000000000000 coconuts) little pieces. The moon would turn purple and the stars would fall down down on all stingrays, avenging the death of steve irwin, who almost died when he choked on the extra spicy chilli stingray he was eating at newton circus. (Oh yeah coconuts is now the current SI units for all prefixes. Meters and seconds are all out-dated.)**************
*To all rational thinking people who place their lives on logic and reason: the whole asterixed passage you read just now was by law (Clause 231, section 44) authorized nonsense allowed to be put up on cyberspace. It has no deeper meaning, political agenda or coconuts whatsoever, hence can be protected by the law of communist empire Pulau Ubin. You can either (a) shut your eyes and hum barney tunes to get over the mental trauma of reading all that bullshit, (B) Be a man and suck it up, (C) ignore it, since you are immune to bullshit, (D) Forgive the person who just written it, (E) pretend to be hispanic and act like you did not understand what you are reading at all, (F) Accept it to be normal, because unreasonality is part of this world, or (G) count the coconuts on palawan beach.
OK, back to the real world. Lots and lots of homework are piling up, and theres nothing you can do about it coz if we protest the zords (robots dressed in white with lightning emblems) under the control of the evil dictator will censor us from planet earth, forever and ever until the rerun of the last episode of Barney IIIVVIIXXVVII finishes. And thats a long time.
Those who think scoring A1s would be easy, think again. Not with all the HW.
Sigh, sec 3 sucks. Whats left of a Sunday ruined by HW is a few hours, which i spent on this blog.
Weekend fun shall no longer exist, and we shall be subject to the torture of HW.
Ok, thats all i have to say, because im almost exceeding the safety regulations. Any more of this and they'll be censoring me. Sigh, so much for freedom of speech. This ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.
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therandom
it seems that some people have misunderstood wat POD refers to. it is NOT A PERSON. it is an ORGANISATION. however it seems that somebody has misunderstood it and assumed it was him/her. i am telling u it is PLURAL for a reason. POWERS of darkness. wth. so i feel sad that i have to spoil it for u, but u cannot have all the glory and u have to share it among ur organisation. srry. and we have taken off all the offensive posts and pls share with us if there is any posts which u find offensive
WR
The OM camp for a part of the class was indeed, expected. There wasn't much doing of the project work but we just finished almost all the school homeworks with the 'sharing of references' in the science lab with 'movie screenings' and some other, stuffs..Here are some pictures taken in the life sciences lab..
Playing com fo 24hrs. Non-stop, :)
It was indeed the first week of the OM Camp; and because it was the first.
Live from school
monkilizard
Monkilizard
due to some retarted complications, we cannot complain about teachers on this blog cause we are being monitored. which is wat brings us to the point then wats the use of this blog if we dont get to bitch about teachers. sianz. complains can only pass through word of mouth only and not to share to the whole world through this blog. kind of like "DIKTAT"(dictated peace) which we learn in SSH except this is dictated bitching. maybe should start another world war like wat Germany did in order to get wat they wanted. just imagine the students fighting the teachers. it will be like a total trashing cause the students will own the teachers unless the police intervenes which spoils everything kind of like how USA came in late to the war, something which we learn in SSH again. this just shows that History does relate to real life(only in certain aspects).
Anyway today was the best day in the week compared to the others, of course like every best day there must always be 1 spoiler lesson, shall not name which 1 cause everybody may have different opinions of spoiler lessons and i am under watch from the POD(Powers Of Darkness, up to your own imagination who it is/they are)sianz...whatever happened to freedom of speech.
First period was SSH where we continued on learning about the treaty of versailles. and how germany was screwed over by the triple alliance.the only funny thing that happened was when fuzzy fell of his chair and as usual being all evil idiot everybody laughed at him and then DW said thats and example of wat happens when u sleep in class.
graham was damn kind to all those that were in his oral comm class,he said that if never write speech then can postpone it to the next oral comm lesson which is good since half of that group did not write a speech. Ty Mr Whiteley. after oral comm was English and graham read out some of the compositions written during the composition test. mine was read out and it was damn stupid cause my whole compo was screwed up. at least i got high marks and everybody thought it was funny in a dumb way. TY again to Mr Whiteley for giving me good marks. Keith's compo was also read out to the whole class, his of course was damn pro(as usual). the only interesting thing was that he got the same marks as me.hahaha.never ever did i expect myself to be on par with Keith in English.
After that is recess and then Biology-SPA. during bio, i was tlaking to alif and i was leaning my chair back when suddenly i fell backwards cause my but slipped of the chair and i was like wtf. it was damn funny cause when i fell, it was damn loud. everybody as usual laughed again for the 2nd time at somebody who fell of his chair.
after that was LS lesson. WS told us that we had to go for another NTB excursion, at least this time is is kind of useful and fun cause we get to see parliament and after that excursion, there will be another 1 where we can see a real parliament session and have a mock 1 for ourselves. i think the whole thing will be a failure cause the whole class will be making a fool of themselves in parliament. lets just wait and see wat that day will bring us. everybody was also complaining how we always get soo much shit to go for because we are in the NTB programme and WS was asking us wat were our opinions on it so a few people tried to convince WS to cancel the stupid leonis project beacuse we were too busy but of course it didnt work and we still have to go for leonis project. after that we had to do our life skills lessons which as usual was ________(POD watching). but as usual there was always people there to entertain us with their stupid yet funny antics in class. thats the end of today and i will leave the posting of homework to other writers.
SLFJ
TheAnonymous
You WILL NOT understand it; unless you know what is happening. If you really do understand, good for you.
Face it; YOUR ATTITUDE SUCKS. I am not referring to anyone; but you. Everything that is written down or typed out, you see the word 'YOU' there. You will think; 'YOU' refers to many people, it's not me. So you give the damned monkey smile as though you are satisfied.
I am not saying that you are lying to yourself; YOU DONT KNOW YOURSELF AT ALL. How can you lie then? Change your life.
Don't just agree on what people say and be an idiot.
You don't like something just say you dont like, don't say you hate, because you have other people's shoes to think in AND; even if you want to criticize something, do so in a more polite way, I admit I am not doing so in this post cause it won't make YOU think if I am not so.
CLASS PROPAGANDA, if you want to call it.
I prefer it though.
Personal Message: www.3aone.blogspot.com - Class Propaganda
Propagate, the entire, what we call, class.
RawrrPawz.
RawrrPawz.
WhiteRanger
*Peh stops halfway after explaining BAOZHANGBAODAO.*
*Jeremy Lim was reading to himself the words on the screen.*
*Shaun Low was smiling.*
*Peh walks to Jeremy Lim.*
PEH: Ni zai zuo shen mo? (What are you doing?)
PEH: Zai jiang hua dui bu dui? (Talking Right?)
JEREMY: Mei you, wo mei you jiang hua. (I was not talking.)
*Peh walks to Shaun.*
PEH: Ni zai gen ta jiang hua ar? (Were you talking to him?)
SHAUN: Huh? Mei you. (I did not la!)
PEH: Ni bu yao gei wo ROCKET SCIENCE de li you. (Don't give me ROCKET SCIENCE reason ar.) Ta cong 3A1 (He's from 3A1 - reffering to jem) hui ROCKET SCIENCE. (knows rocket science.)
SHAUN: Shen mo rocket science?! (What rocket science?)
PEH: Bu yao xiao le ar, zuo xia. (Don't laugh, sit.)
*Shaun sits.*
PEH: Hai zai xiao! STAND UP!!! (Still laughing.. STAND UP!)
*Shaun did not laugh.*
SHAUN: Wo mei you!
PEH: Ni bu yao xiao ler ar, zuo xia.
-END-
Many people like Jian Her and Ting were laughing damn quietly because it was super absurd. They think he got eye-ear problem. LOL!! Seriously.
Ok the next thing was Wesley Syn telling things. And many people, hmm you-know-who also.. Which got him damn pissed off. So he just stared at blank AIR. -TENG-
Then got back to his lessons. Haha.
Homework on previous post.
ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣
Story-telling again... so it all started off with peter tan telling us 3 examples of a caning possibility. he said something about small schoolbags ...yadda yadda yadda.. i couldn't remember much, so heck with it LoL.
Err, what was our first period ah...E-Math right? Okay, so we had a test on quadratic equations and i totally screwed it up. I know what to add to complete the square but i dunno how to solve it so there's 6 marks gone -_- and i know got other mistakes here and there, so yeah, i'm gonna fail.
Then we had Chemistry after Physics, both held in the science LC, where we got another hour-or-so of "huh?" and "i don't get it" and stuff like that...
After which, we went for History class. We were taught the "PEEL" method, and i was like "eh, sec1 we learnt 'PEE', and sec2 we learnt 'PEEP' and now in sec3 it's 'PEEL'?!" ..lol..the lesson was ending then david wong announced we had a piece of homework to be submitted tomorrow! Walao eh..and to make things worse, it would be a graded assignment leh!! -_-'..
Then after recess we had A-math where we received another homework - to do some stupid questions taken from the textbook ..zzz... and after a-math we had MT where my half were told to do YET another piece of homework!! Wah kao, they want to torture us ah! But this time got a brighter side to look on : the homework is the green supplementary book, and got the answers at the back! However, our chinese teacher told us to go home and tear out the answer key; and being honest students, we will do just that right? ;)
And finally, last period, SS (super sian), which of course, lives up to its name....seriously, who the hell cares about politics now?! I sure don't give a damn about politics sia...to me, singapore's government is rather corrupted already. Equality doesn't exist on this earth; you take our school for example. The staff says "we treat everyone equally. Teachers have the right to teach, so the students have the right to learn. (blah blah blah)". But why the hell do we have "Nuturing the Best" program?! ...so, yeah, we are all equal! Go die lah, lol =/
sia lah, we got 2 homework to hand in tomorrow...and..OH MY SON! STILL GOT THE ORAL COMM. CRAP! LOL... i totally forgot about it sia! Zzz, i'm damn tired already la..heck, i go nap first then chiong homework. i hate school.
BUT THE BEST THING TODAY WAS THERE WAS NO GEOGRAPHY!!! WOOO!!~ :D
Recap on homework:
History : SEQ graded assignment (due 18/01/2008)
Oral Communications : 2 minute presentation on favourite article of Monday[13/01]'s newspaper - GRADED! (due 18/01/2008)
Additional Math : Textbook Exercise 1E, Questions 1(f), 2(d), 2(e), 4, 7, 8 [optional : Q5, 9] (due 18/01/2008)
Elementary Math : Graph practice [according to register number] (due next week)
Chinese : Peh's class - Newspaper Report, Chinese worksheet and Enrichment Book [pages ask WhiteRanger]
Sin's class - Enrichment Book pages 2-6, 7-8[close passage]
(due next week)
Geography : Activity Book Exercises 3.3, 4.1 and 4.2 (due next week)
Biology : Mind Map of Chapter 1 (due next week)
Chemistry : Internet research Worksheet (due next week)
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I dunno how i got to be an author, but i am, whether you like it or not lol....
So, *ahem*, i'm supposed to share about my views of school-life on a daily basis; but there are 3 factors you and i have to consider if i don't write for some time...
1)I simply have no time for it
2)I have no idea what to write
3) and even if i did, i wouldn't know how to write it... (even in this post lol)
Well, today went rather well, as compared to other days... First was A-Math - well, to hell with stupid math...do sums all day and still don't understand a thing. Next we had Geography. Hmm. What can i say? I was... what we call... SHEDDING TEARS OF BOREDOM! Man, seriously sia, you could either cry out or laugh out loud because of John Chao...literally... as quoted by him, "i lost 3kg thanks to what we call, tea!" THE WHOLE CLASS WAS LIKE "WTF?!?!" ...ok that was days ago but, still...YOU COULD JUST... ARGH!!! ..hope you get my point.
Then we had PE...quite fun actually...can feel my muscles liao heh =P.. As monkilizard mentioned, SHC seems quite nice, but who knows, he may be like TSH, torturing us with PT all the time...
Then got Chemistry and English tests. Wow, for someone who didn't study, i actually found it quite simple! Hah, scully i do badly lol...
Finally last period was MT. Not much to say..not very meaningful but as compared to JC's lessons, it was, what we call, so much enjoyable...seriously! ('Doh to JC)
Okay, storytime's over guys... see ya all in school tomorrow! (: to shaun low : take care, lil' bro! ^^
Recap on Homework:
E-Math : Worksheet 2c and 2d (due 17/01/2008)
Geography : Activity Book Exercises 3.3, 4.1 and 4.2 (due next week)
Biology : Mind Map of Chapter 1 (due next week)
Chemistry : Internet research (due next week)
WhiteRanger
IDetities.. Factor Theorem. Remainder Theorem. Zz.
It's not that easy and not that hard, it just needs alot of working. NTB. No Choice.
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HOMEWORK
Geography - Workbook Exercise 3.3 and 4.1 and 4.2
Refer to previous post for the day for more homework.
monkilizard
today was the same usual shit which we have everyday.mostly sianz except for a few usual stupid shit which happens in our class. this morning i come to school learned that kumar went to complain to teacher in charge of tennis that he should be given a second chance to play for school team. so he has to play ting and his doubles partner. so almost everybody wanted to beat up kumar cause he is a sneaky idiot. so ting went to try to hit kumar with the tennis ball. it was soo stupid cause he was so close and yet still managed to miss.WTF. after that had some boring classes before there was PE. our pe teacher is quite a nice guy but still cannot judge for sure yet. maybe next time he will make us jog like 5 km or some shit then everybody will be damn piss. just hopefully can play more games instead of always running like wat TSH make all his students do last year. after that was chem test which i am sure surely got a few of the roving eyes and giraffe necks during the test but shall not name any names here. after recess was compo test in GW's class. was not that bad considering that if we had no test had to go through 2 periods of him talking to us which is damn freaking boring. next was chinese lesson. my class was damn screwed up as usual due to ting's antics. he kept playing with the teddy bears and putting it into like 69 position or having some retarted wrestling match which was suppose to represent the twins. at least he did not piss of the teacher for once which is not that bad. thats about all for today. if i missed out anything, other writers pls write about it
SLFJ
hey guys this is the hw after tuesday
1. Biology Mindmap-handed in next week
2. E-math worksheet 2d and 2c-thursday
3.Chemistry internet research- next week
4.emath test- thursday
thats all i guess cya guys tmr... SLFJ
fireavenger
You write like that in exam you sure liao
Teacher mark your paper also kee siao
This kind of standard how to pass
Wait, you sure kena last in class
Other people hear you , say you sound silly
So like that how to become world-class city
(an excerpt from Ah Beng's Thoughts On PM Goh's Message,
a poem circulated through email)
WhiteRanger
Starting Assembly, it was this sian-sian lower sec prefect who is damn monotonous.
"good murning skooh, annoncemens fo todaeh, there will be nu.."
It's exactly how he speaks. Catch him LIVE, erm, on tuesdays? I think.
Or every other day. We were 'commenting' on him so we didn't heard the rest LOL!
I don't think we can hear what he said also, he was BITING this words.
Then during geography,
"You know arr, the plate TEHTONICS movement, cause alot of the block moutains to form.."
"One example is the black forest, I went there before, it was around 1998. I went there will students.. go there MUST BUY THE KOO-KOO CLOCK AR!" LOL.
"I know why the students never sing the national anthem, because they just don't understand."
So Sheriff has to speak infront of the school beside him.. BECAUSE of some new... (I just don't wanna say, you know it..)
TW lesson. Surprisingly, there we no rituals (LOL!!!!!) and no save-aircon program HA! With Ting being a joker again during CHEMISTRY, at the lab, comlab, there was no spa.
PHYSICS. I think someone ar.. have some colour blindness, i am serious. LOL! yellow-green, difference? none. grey-green, difference? huh? got meh! LOL!! Passed the 'check'. And, LCK let us watched some 1970s movie.. Got Episodes one LOL!. so much coughing in the video.
the projector screen string in the physics lab is very short, thats why must jump a few times. maybe we should tell the teachers there to extend LOL!!!! or maybe can have a personal-made 'puller' and it can also press lift buttons which are TOO TALL.
HOMEWORK
EMATH - worksheet 2c.
CHEMISTRY - complete worksheet.
Therandom
Ciao, random
Today was bb day and it sucked. mostly cause i had to come in full u. then had to come damn early and do nothing, stand up for damn long and then after that had to go through the crap chapel. the band played some crappy song which like never even hear before so nobody sing. should play some common songs since they had a full band. and it gets worse...... stupid pastor gave the same sermon which he gave like twice last year.wtf. wat a dumb shit. at least go give the sermon to the sec 1's lah wth. we heard the bloody sermon soo many times soo freaking boring. after that was lessons and i keep getting my uniform parts stolen from CL andfuzzy and the whole group of them. so in the end i just changed out even if it is not allowed but who gives a shit man. i can still remember during maths lesson when fuzzy was sitting next to me then he said something damn retarted. CL asked me how come we can move the drum stick until soo fast and then before i could say anything fuzzy said"i bet u are cheating insude the drums u put rice inside thats why got the rattling sound" then me and CL was like WTF and were laughing our asses off. then after i said that fuzzy is an idiot he said" of course i know there is no rice in the drum. inside the drum is pebbles" and that just made me laugh even more and i was like wtf freaking retarted lah. anyway that was about wat was interesting for today which was not mentioned by the other writers.
140108
hello everyone,
Today was.... erm.. BB day! yay for kentdrew! he'd probably be so happy to show off his aweeesome drill. but seriously... i dont see the point in asking all of us to wear our uniform till the end of the day. Pointless, hot, embarrassing... i mean like come on lar.** so, we (bbboys) came to school early in the mornin at about say... 7? ( not early lar... but earlier) then we assembled in the tennis court.... me guo hao and andrew were praying ... no begging God for rain.. but so it seems... it didnt. so u all know liao lar... blahblahblah... speaches.. zzzz do some stamping... mdm lee jing yng talk sumore...zzzz more annoucements... lol and oh yeah!! 4 boys from the bb band went up and played a song. waahahaha ting and shawn were like imitating the snare drummer during chinese lawlz! aiyo, honestly? no matter how good the bb band becomes... it still sounds like crap to me.. backpipes... tsk. oh yeah and kong also told me that he overheard mr tang whispering something to our form teacher ( mr wesley syn) it goes like this "that stupid idiots taking advantage" --> "that stupid idiot" refering to mr lai... proposedly... well.... there you have it people! politics between the teachers in charge of the different uniform gourps. =]
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Rawrrpawz.
140108
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Chapel. Not so pathetic at the last part which is led by Reverend Goh.
A Math was, ok.. A little tough and boring to some. And some got LOST. Like in a JEVFOrest.
GOR-GRA-PHEE. Repetition?
BIOLOGY. The air-con was switched on, fortunately. And he was teaching us how he teaches in class, to put it in a better way. To make it sound not-so-good, the entire period was wasted, and we can establish something, we suck at hearing. Nicholas Ting and friends, all comedy! Jian Her drew something on Shawn Wong's hand. So TW was like, you are lucky that i don't have permanent marker today. This is what he wrote on Shawn's hand I WILL NOT ALLOW ANYONE TO DRAW ON MY HAND ANYMORE. And actually to think of it, if someone wants to ask a question, tell the class lar! At least a table can write down what 'EXACTLY' did he say. So the whole class will not have to stand up.
HENG XUAN should sit AT THE BACK, for the class' benefit, please. There is Bio tomorrow. Maths was, quiet. everyone talked too much during Bio, 'side-effect'? Starting to doubt..
I don't know what happened in SYY's class. But in PCC's. Ting went to the 3 teddy bears, and hugged them. then gave one to andrew. He was playing with them. Hugging them in a way that they were in between his CLOSED legs. I shan't describe more; it was Ting™.
HOMEWORK.
Chinese(PCC) - Chapter 2 Workbook. Part 2 and 4 ONLY.
Geography - Workbook complete Exercise 3.1.
Biology - Mind Map Chapter 1.
We should be getting our Chem files by tomorrow. There is China SPA and Phillipino SPA tmr. JH, please send the music HTML soon. Happy monday night. With emo showers and nonchalant humidity, out!
130108
Dear Ah Beng,
The udder day, hor, M&M Lee said that he wen live to see Singapore become a “gracious” society, because must wait long-long until we learn a more ‘cultivated way of life’.
Seow leow, I hear oreddy like damn sad like that, sial!
How can we be so unfilial to the fudder of our nation?
We must all faster learn to be more gracious!
But how, ah?
Samseng Kia
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Dear Samseng Kia,
Chope! Why you want us to faster be more gracious?
M&M oreddy say he wen live to see us become gracious, what.
Tha’s mean if we faster become gracious, he will also faster mati. Corright, not? So choi!
Dun say lai dat! If we want him to live long-long, then we must stay as chor lor for as long as possibur.
But true lah, we cannot stay L.C. forever. So how to become more gracious and atas? We must look for some role model!
How about elite people like, oh, M&M himself? If they can say udder people not gracious, then they must be si peh gracious themself, mah! So to paraph… paphara… perforate… anyhow quote Jack Neo, “Just follow Lee, lor!”
So looking at the record of people who follow him, here are some tips on how to be more gracious:
UNGRACIOUS: when some samseng kau peh kau bus about you, you go and hoot them upside down
GRACIOUS: you hire some tua kee lawyer to sue them in defamation and make them pok kai instead
UNGRACIOUS: hanging out at void decks talking donno what cock with low-class people and kena kiss their argly babies and listen to their sob stories
GRACIOUS: hiring some seow-on social climbing scholars to join your GRC, then arrowing them to do it for you
UNGRACIOUS: arguing with some stupid ah beng in public
GRACIOUS: asking MOE to get the idiot’s PSLE or ‘O’ Level results and show that he couldn’t make it into Cambridge like you
UNGRACIOUS: allowing some young punk to play punk with you
GRACIOUS: use CCTV to catch them when they cockup, then make a big wayang about it in the press
UNGRACIOUS: allowing all sorts of low-class reporters to stir shit just to sell newspapers
GRACIOUS: make sure you own all the newspapers and put your kah kia in there to kuah chwee
UNGRACIOUS: all these chao ah bengs and ah liens roaming the streets
GRACIOUS: encouraging atas people to breed only amongst themselves
UNGRACIOUS: rearing chickens in HDB flats
GRACIOUS: talking cock in Parliament
Nah! Go and learn!
Next week got test!
AH BENG
and then the panda said "erm rabbit, are u okay with shit on your fur?" and the rabbit replied "well yea. sometimes i also shit on myself"
and then the panada took the rabbit and wiped his ass with the rabbit.
that is an example of not respecting your friends as told by Rishi and Ting, actually just mostly rishi
